The best thing about room service

25 05 2007

You know what the best thing about room service (a.k.a. an In-Room Dining experience) is? That’s right; it comes to your room - any time of the day. This is important to me because I despise eating in restaurants alone. Call it paranoia, but I can almost feel my fellow diners feeling sorry for “that loser over there whose date stood him up.” It’s not hard to run out of places to stare momentarily before you end up meeting someone’s eye. Of course, you know your paranoia is reality if you get a sympathetic smile. If she’s hot though, I prefer to take that as an “un-actionable flirtation.” For whatever reason(s), that’s never actually happened to me…

Right, I’m off. It’s 1:08 AM and I’m just getting back to the hotel after work. Delectable delicacies are enroute to room 2311.


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Eating out alone is an important skill to acquire. It’s a little bit weird at first, but it gets better. I promise.

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